‘Bad Boys: Ride or Die’

‘Before watching why call it bad?’

‘And like, are they really boys? They must be 60.’

‘Maybe it’s about their kids.’

‘Ha, a movie about parenting.’

‘Bro, nah, they’re just like, boys, homies.’

‘So, they’re bad friends?’

‘Ohhhh, it’s a bad movie about guy friends.’

<head drops>

(Stereotype, Actionmoviespeak)